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Monthly Archives: February 2012
Pay It Fashion Forward
Remember how I confessed to you that I’ve become a wee bit of a hoarder since the birth of my son? And how I was reluctantly forced out of my overstuffed closet when my husband stumbled in on me trying … Continue reading
Boy Behaving Badly
My son is tapping into his inner Chippendales dancer at just 21-months-old. He’s now whipping his diaper off like a pair of too-tight cheetah Speedos and throwing it in my crowded living room (I don’t know about you but I … Continue reading
Posted in Dishes, Food, Kids, Life, Mommy, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay
Why are we so much kinder in death than in life? Before Whitney Houston died tragically in a hotel bathtub, one was more likely to hear a ‘crack is whack’ joke over “I Will Always Love You.” Now, The Bodyguard … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Life, Mommy, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Kissing Bandit
My little cutie Casanova just started running up to me and kissing me on the lips. He must have caught the Valentine’s Day vibe, because he can’t get enough of planting them on me with his exaggerated “mmmmmwahhh!” sound effect. … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Diet, Dishes, Food, Kids, Mommy, recipes, Uncategorized
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Welcome to the Suburban Jersey Shore!
Okay, I have to dish that my quiet suburban town is somehow turning into the Jersey Shore. Who else am I going to tell? Snooki? (She won’t take my calls). Anyway, the stuff my stepdaughter is telling me is beyond … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Dishes, Food, Kids, Mommy, Parents, recipes, Teenagers, Uncategorized
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Shut It, Gisele. Seriously. Just Shut It.
Gisele Bündchen made an absolute boob of herself again. My anger at this big-mouthed beeyotch who was born 90-feet tall to be a silent clothes hanger has been simmering for awhile, but now it’s hot. Boiling, in fact. And, Yoko … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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We Have a Winner!
I know the anticipation is killing you. Really, how did you even make it through your week without knowing the winner of Mommy Dish’s Super Bowl Swap, Part Deux? I teased you with the relentlessness of an obnoxious older sibling, … Continue reading
Posted in Contest, Dishes, Food, recipes, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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Crockpot Call Girl
How did I EVER live without my makeshift crockpot? Even topless, the thing delivers top-shelf meals that make me look like one hot ticket (no Spanx required). I have been nothing short of a crockpot call girl since losing my … Continue reading
Posted in Dishes, Food, recipes, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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