Category Archives: Food

The Big 4 Uh-Oh!

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Mommy Dish

I turned 40 this week. Do not worry, I am okay. I shopped like a real housewife, drank like a fish, swore like a sailor, and giggled like a schoolgirl (in no particular order). And I did it all in … Continue reading →

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Bitchslapped by the Bird

Posted on November 21, 2012 by Mommy Dish

I am the turkey this Thanksgiving. Put the fork in me. I am done. I needed an emergency root canal today. It’s the Super Bowl for home cooks—a beautiful day when everyone collectively ignores their diets—and I am looped up … Continue reading →

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Boys and Boobs

Posted on November 13, 2012 by Mommy Dish

My baby boy likes loves boobs. It’s all boobs all of the time at casa Meltzer these days. I know what you’re thinking…men are generally obsessed with the almighty breast. Shocker. I remember some boys in my neighborhood growing up … Continue reading →

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Confessions of a Hurricane Mommy

Posted on October 28, 2012 by Mommy Dish

So, I am in the midst of preparing for a hurricane. Are you jealous? My son is two-years-old, and this is his second hurricane. We were without power for nearly one week during the last one, and it was beyond … Continue reading →

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Adios, Taco Packets!

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Mommy Dish

I am still struggling with my Kate Hudson/Dumbo/Urkel ear, but I wanted to make dinner last night (yes I have a problem resting/being sick/feeling useless–add it to the colossal list of things I am working on). I reached in my … Continue reading →

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Anal-Retentive, Greasy-Haired Prom Queen with a Southern Belle Twist

Posted on July 8, 2012 by Mommy Dish

Somehow, I’ve morphed into an anal-retentive, greasy-haired prom queen with a southern belle twist in anticipation of my departure to Puerto Rico. I am driving everyone insane…everyone, except for me. All’s good in my little warped world. Let me give … Continue reading →

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Bye Bye, Baby

Posted on July 3, 2012 by Mommy Dish

You know something major is happening in my life when I don’t sleep all night, and I break out my cookie cutters at the crack of dawn. Oh, and when I make sure my makeup is prom-perfect before I leave … Continue reading →

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Dallas!

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Mommy Dish

Dallas. Love. Honor. Betrayal. And a catchy theme song. Are you hooked yet? I am not a TV addict by any means–I like to watch shows, not just have the thing on. During the summer, I miss my standbys (i.e. … Continue reading →

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Remember

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Mommy Dish

As a Mommy, I’d give my life for my child. No hesitation. That doesn’t make me special…ask any Mommy, and I guarantee she’d do the same. But would you give your life for a total stranger? For your country? Most … Continue reading →

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Bigtime!

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Mommy Dish

No, I didn’t get swallowed whole by anything…put your spare change away…no rescue fund donations are necessary. So sorry I haven’t posted in a week! But it was a BIG week! B-I-G! I now have a big boy. A two-year-old. … Continue reading →

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