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#Addicted

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Mommy Dish

I am #addicted. I have been walking around for the past four days feeling like my husband left me without warning. Like I need to constantly count kids. Like I am a social freak who has been ostracized from the … Continue reading →

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Team Jolie

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Mommy Dish

It’s been 8 years since the Team Aniston and Team Jolie feud—remember when people actually bought t-shirts to show their loyalty? It didn’t make me popular back then (Aniston outsold Jolie 25-to-1), but I have always been a fangelina…not to … Continue reading →

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Pride

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Mommy Dish

A permit and poop…there’s nothing like that combination to make a Mommy swell up with pride. My little Ashley–the one who believed in Santa Claus when we met (um, not anymore), cuddled with me every single night (now we air … Continue reading →

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Lockdown

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Mommy Dish

I am currently in a “holding pattern” at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston. The doctors, nurses, and pharmacists who need to be here to administer chemotherapy to my Mom are on lockdown in their homes after a violent night shook … Continue reading →

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We Are Boston

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Mommy Dish

I was born and raised in the suburbs of Boston, and I still live here, now with my own family. The streets of Boston run through my body like veins; they pump blood straight to my heart. I gave birth … Continue reading →

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The Big 4 Uh-Oh!

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Mommy Dish

I turned 40 this week. Do not worry, I am okay. I shopped like a real housewife, drank like a fish, swore like a sailor, and giggled like a schoolgirl (in no particular order). And I did it all in … Continue reading →

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Disney Dream

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Mommy Dish

So, we got sh*t news about my beloved Mom’s health. Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Guess what we did (besides self-medicate, swear at Kim Kartrashian, and eat full-fat potato chips–this is NO time for Baked Lays)? We went to Disney World! Who … Continue reading →

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F*ck KK

Posted on February 24, 2013 by Mommy Dish

The receptionist at Alex’s doctor’s office confronted me recently when I dragged my snot-nosed kid in for a same-day appointment. I was hoping for a good dose of antibiotics to stop the incessant whining, interrupted sleep, and Ike Turner-like abuse … Continue reading →

Posted in Cancer, Family, Kids, Life, Mommy, Parents, Teenagers, Thoughts, Uncategorized, ovarian cancer | 8 Comments

Bitchslapped by the Bird

Posted on November 21, 2012 by Mommy Dish

I am the turkey this Thanksgiving. Put the fork in me. I am done. I needed an emergency root canal today. It’s the Super Bowl for home cooks—a beautiful day when everyone collectively ignores their diets—and I am looped up … Continue reading →

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Boys and Boobs

Posted on November 13, 2012 by Mommy Dish

My baby boy likes loves boobs. It’s all boobs all of the time at casa Meltzer these days. I know what you’re thinking…men are generally obsessed with the almighty breast. Shocker. I remember some boys in my neighborhood growing up … Continue reading →

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