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Cinnamon Challenge
Did you know teens are fighting over who has the best case of dragon breath? Not the morning variety (gross)…we’re talking about the cloud of cinnamon they willingly cough up for sh*ts and giggles. The Cinnamon Challenge is all the … Continue reading
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Quick and Dirty Dessert
This is a quick and dirty post to fill you in on a quick and dirty dessert. I stumbled on it on The Stir, and just had to throw calorie caution to the wind and make it…for other people. Better … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Exercise, Family, Food, Kids, Mommy, peanut butter, recipes, Teenagers, Uncategorized
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Zumba Mama!
I’ve discovered a little more about myself the past couple of days. I like jumping around in a circle while fist-pumping to a Latin beat. A lot. And throwing some air punches after a long day in the Mommy Hood … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Diet, Exercise, Kids, Mommy, Uncategorized, weather
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Shut My Mouth, Please…
Am I the only one who prefers the gynecologist to the dentist? Bring on the stirrups! Even with the TVs attached to the ergonomically correct dentist chairs, the walls painted a sunny yellow, and the spa music spilling into the … Continue reading
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Jaws Poop (and Other Grooming Scares)!
What’s up with little boys and grooming? It’s a good thing Alex was born with lots of testosterone because he could NEVER handle women saying nasty things about his funky feet in Vietnamese during an overdue pedi. Is it just … Continue reading
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…Especially Mine!
Kids say the darndest things. My son likes to scream something that sounds a little lot like “cock”–at the loudest decibel possible. Of course it’s a mispronunciation. What kind of Mommy do you think I am? Scenario No. 1: Wheeling … Continue reading
39? Who, me?
I know I am officially knocking on 40’s door, but, as of this morning, I feel like I am busting in COPS-style. How am I supposed to embrace turning 39 in a mere 5 days when sh*t keeps happening? I … Continue reading
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Creepfest
Is it a prerequisite that all children’s television shows must feature at least one creep? Exhibit A: The Wiggles. A group of four grown men dressed in different colored shirts tucked in to spandex pants shaking their stuff is nothing … Continue reading
Leap Day Hangover
Give us one extra day and all hell breaks loose! Snooki, snow, and Davy…oh my! I am nursing a Leap Day hangover, aren’t you? So, here’s the situation: Snooki will be hosting Mommy-and-Me Happy Hour very soon. The pint-sized “reality” … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Friends, Halloween, Happy Hour, Justin Bieber, Life, Mommy, Parents, Pregnancy, Teenagers, Uncategorized, weather
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Pay It Fashion Forward
Remember how I confessed to you that I’ve become a wee bit of a hoarder since the birth of my son? And how I was reluctantly forced out of my overstuffed closet when my husband stumbled in on me trying … Continue reading
