Category Archives: Diet

Hello, Summer?!

Of all of the indignities I’ve suffered on this Mommyhood journey–which include, but aren’t limited to: being spit up on, pooped on, peed on, woken up, hit, bit, yelled at, and ignored entirely–I endured the one I hate most of … Continue reading

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Random Things That Make Me Happy

Now that I spend most of my time wiping butt and swearing under my breath at a certain toddler/teenager duo molding my precious children into becoming productive members of society, it really doesn’t take much to make me smile. You … Continue reading

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Quick and Dirty Dessert

This is a quick and dirty post to fill you in on a quick and dirty dessert. I stumbled on it on The Stir, and just had to throw calorie caution to the wind and make it…for other people. Better … Continue reading

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Zumba Mama!

I’ve discovered a little more about myself the past couple of days. I like jumping around in a circle while fist-pumping to a Latin beat. A lot. And throwing some air punches after a long day in the Mommy Hood … Continue reading

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39? Who, me?

I know I am officially knocking on 40’s door, but, as of this morning, I feel like I am busting in COPS-style. How am I supposed to embrace turning 39 in a mere 5 days when sh*t keeps happening? I … Continue reading

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Kissing Bandit

My little cutie Casanova just started running up to me and kissing me on the lips. He must have caught the Valentine’s Day vibe, because he can’t get enough of planting them on me with his exaggerated “mmmmmwahhh!” sound effect. … Continue reading

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Mean Old Man Winter!

Constant colds are fraying my very last nerve. How could a mild winter be so freaking mean? I’ve put a contract out on the giggling germs living it up in my house, and the Teflon Don little effers will not … Continue reading

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Cookin’ Up Controversy!

So, what do you you think about the Queen of Southern Cuisine keeping a little secret, y’all? I am not surprised Paula Deen–a chef who serves up Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding and Twinkie Pie with a side of sweet tea–has … Continue reading

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Less Is More

It’s been about a week since I made my New Year’s resolution to do more with less. Less money, less fat, less excuses. Really, I should’ve checked myself into resolution rehab instead, but, like a true addict, I simply cannot … Continue reading

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Eat It?

So what’s your strategy when it comes to eating during this time of year? Are you conscious of counting calories or unconscious from inhaling them? Inquiring minds want to know. Me? I am mainly passed out on the floor with … Continue reading

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