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Mini McDreamy
I am slowly brainwashing my little boy into becoming my dream man. I just realized it this morning. I always run in to get Alex when he wakes up (nothing better than a handsome sleepy face who wants to deliver … Continue reading
Shut My Mouth, Please…
Am I the only one who prefers the gynecologist to the dentist? Bring on the stirrups! Even with the TVs attached to the ergonomically correct dentist chairs, the walls painted a sunny yellow, and the spa music spilling into the … Continue reading
Posted in Dishes, Food, Kids, Life, recipes, Teenagers, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Jaws Poop (and Other Grooming Scares)!
What’s up with little boys and grooming? It’s a good thing Alex was born with lots of testosterone because he could NEVER handle women saying nasty things about his funky feet in Vietnamese during an overdue pedi. Is it just … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, earthquake, Family, Kids, Life, Mommy, Parents, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…Especially Mine!
Kids say the darndest things. My son likes to scream something that sounds a little lot like “cock”–at the loudest decibel possible. Of course it’s a mispronunciation. What kind of Mommy do you think I am? Scenario No. 1: Wheeling … Continue reading
39? Who, me?
I know I am officially knocking on 40’s door, but, as of this morning, I feel like I am busting in COPS-style. How am I supposed to embrace turning 39 in a mere 5 days when sh*t keeps happening? I … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Exercise, Kids, Life, Mommy, Uncategorized
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Creepfest
Is it a prerequisite that all children’s television shows must feature at least one creep? Exhibit A: The Wiggles. A group of four grown men dressed in different colored shirts tucked in to spandex pants shaking their stuff is nothing … Continue reading
Leap Day Hangover
Give us one extra day and all hell breaks loose! Snooki, snow, and Davy…oh my! I am nursing a Leap Day hangover, aren’t you? So, here’s the situation: Snooki will be hosting Mommy-and-Me Happy Hour very soon. The pint-sized “reality” … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Friends, Halloween, Happy Hour, Justin Bieber, Life, Mommy, Parents, Pregnancy, Teenagers, Uncategorized, weather
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Pay It Fashion Forward
Remember how I confessed to you that I’ve become a wee bit of a hoarder since the birth of my son? And how I was reluctantly forced out of my overstuffed closet when my husband stumbled in on me trying … Continue reading
Boy Behaving Badly
My son is tapping into his inner Chippendales dancer at just 21-months-old. He’s now whipping his diaper off like a pair of too-tight cheetah Speedos and throwing it in my crowded living room (I don’t know about you but I … Continue reading
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It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay
Why are we so much kinder in death than in life? Before Whitney Houston died tragically in a hotel bathtub, one was more likely to hear a ‘crack is whack’ joke over “I Will Always Love You.” Now, The Bodyguard … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Life, Mommy, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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