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Jaws Poop (and Other Grooming Scares)!
What’s up with little boys and grooming? It’s a good thing Alex was born with lots of testosterone because he could NEVER handle women saying nasty things about his funky feet in Vietnamese during an overdue pedi. Is it just … Continue reading
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…Especially Mine!
Kids say the darndest things. My son likes to scream something that sounds a little lot like “cock”–at the loudest decibel possible. Of course it’s a mispronunciation. What kind of Mommy do you think I am? Scenario No. 1: Wheeling … Continue reading
39? Who, me?
I know I am officially knocking on 40’s door, but, as of this morning, I feel like I am busting in COPS-style. How am I supposed to embrace turning 39 in a mere 5 days when sh*t keeps happening? I … Continue reading
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Creepfest
Is it a prerequisite that all children’s television shows must feature at least one creep? Exhibit A: The Wiggles. A group of four grown men dressed in different colored shirts tucked in to spandex pants shaking their stuff is nothing … Continue reading
Leap Day Hangover
Give us one extra day and all hell breaks loose! Snooki, snow, and Davy…oh my! I am nursing a Leap Day hangover, aren’t you? So, here’s the situation: Snooki will be hosting Mommy-and-Me Happy Hour very soon. The pint-sized “reality” … Continue reading
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Pay It Fashion Forward
Remember how I confessed to you that I’ve become a wee bit of a hoarder since the birth of my son? And how I was reluctantly forced out of my overstuffed closet when my husband stumbled in on me trying … Continue reading
Boy Behaving Badly
My son is tapping into his inner Chippendales dancer at just 21-months-old. He’s now whipping his diaper off like a pair of too-tight cheetah Speedos and throwing it in my crowded living room (I don’t know about you but I … Continue reading
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It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay
Why are we so much kinder in death than in life? Before Whitney Houston died tragically in a hotel bathtub, one was more likely to hear a ‘crack is whack’ joke over “I Will Always Love You.” Now, The Bodyguard … Continue reading
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Kissing Bandit
My little cutie Casanova just started running up to me and kissing me on the lips. He must have caught the Valentine’s Day vibe, because he can’t get enough of planting them on me with his exaggerated “mmmmmwahhh!” sound effect. … Continue reading
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Welcome to the Suburban Jersey Shore!
Okay, I have to dish that my quiet suburban town is somehow turning into the Jersey Shore. Who else am I going to tell? Snooki? (She won’t take my calls). Anyway, the stuff my stepdaughter is telling me is beyond … Continue reading
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