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Mean Old Man Winter!
Constant colds are fraying my very last nerve. How could a mild winter be so freaking mean? I’ve put a contract out on the giggling germs living it up in my house, and the Teflon Don little effers will not … Continue reading
Less Is More
It’s been about a week since I made my New Year’s resolution to do more with less. Less money, less fat, less excuses. Really, I should’ve checked myself into resolution rehab instead, but, like a true addict, I simply cannot … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Exercise, Food, Life, Mommy, recipes, Rocky, Uncategorized
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Top Five Gifts for Overtired Mommies
It’s beginning to look a lot like…Christmas. Hanukkah. Kwanzaa. No matter what you celebrate, time is not on your side. Sorry if I am slapping you in the face with the reality that the holidays are creeping up on us … Continue reading
Posted in Dishes, Life, Mommy, recipes, Uncategorized
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Yo, Alex! We Did It!
You know that scene in “Rocky” where he triumphantly runs up the stairs of the Philadelphia Museum of Art? Or the one in “Rocky IV” where he does sit-ups hanging from the rafters without breaking a sweat because he’s so … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Life, Mommy, Rocky, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Dada?
Scene: a waiting room. A forty-something-year-old man sits across from me to stroke his ego with some signature smooth talk (why me–the woman with a squirmy toddler, rockin’ C-section pouch, and noticeable wedding rings–I have no clue). In the time … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Dishes, Food, Kids, Life, Mommy, recipes, Uncategorized
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Takedown, Shakedown, You’re Busted!
Alex is an American bad a$$. Don’t be fooled by his disarmingly charming smile, his signature dimples, his angelic voice crooning hello on repeat, his willingness to share. If you’re pint-sized, he will take you down. Consider yourself warned. Hey, … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Dishes, Food, Kids, Life, Parents, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Fifteen Minute Rule
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I am no bible preaching Mommy–far, far (really, really far) from it–but this rule is one I adore. There’s signage all over my doctor’s office threatening patients in nice … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Dishes, Food, Life, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Naptime Frenzy
Am I the only one who feels positively frantic during naptime? I have a 1-2 hour window (depending on the unpredictability of you know who) and 10-12 hours of work. Do I tackle my dirty kitchen post rockin’ Rosh Hashana … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Dishes, Food, Jewish, Life, Mommy, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Freedom
It’s over. I can’t believe it. Alex is healed. Perforated eardrum? Completely closed. I know, I know…when the ENT guru at Children’s Hospital informed me I told him he should check my hearing. Some kids need a few months to … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Kids, Life, Mommy, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Busted Stuff
Alex’s eardrum ruptured! Tear my heart (and hair) out, please. Nine traumatic visits to the doctor, three rounds of stomach-shaking oral antibiotics, and three shots in the legs that left tell-tale bruises in the span of one month did absolutely … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Dishes, Family, Kids, Life, Mommy, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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