Category Archives: Thoughts

An Open Letter to my Pregnant BFF, Part Two

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Mommy Dish

Your April Fools Day due date is pretty much tomorrow. No joke. If your baby girl is like you, she’s giggling in anticipation of making her big debut, and she’s going to ensure it’s unforgettable. I, for one, hope she’s like … Continue reading →

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Yum-o!

Posted on March 13, 2011 by Mommy Dish

I’ve got a girl crush on Rachael Ray. There, I said it. A girl crush, of course, is defined as feelings of admiration and adoration a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. And that’s exactly … Continue reading →

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A Bink and a Smile

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Mommy Dish

Celebuspawn Suri Cruise, who has been relentlessly stalked by the paparazzi since birth, was recently caught by shutterbugs sucking on a binky. And the world seems to be collectively laughing at her. While I don’t condone making fun of a little … Continue reading →

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Chateau Grammy

Posted on March 8, 2011 by Mommy Dish

Do you know where I have been shacking up the past couple of nights? My Mommy’s. Don’t worry, my husband didn’t trade me in for two Goddesses a la Charlie Sheen (even though he may like to, I am still “winning” as I … Continue reading →

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And We’re Off!

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Mommy Dish

I thought the biggest news today would be me voluntarily stuffing myself into a bathing suit 3 months early for a Mommy-and-Me swim class, but my little man had other plans. He’s officially on the move! What got him crawling? … Continue reading →

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March Madness

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Mommy Dish

It’s finally March. Hallelujah! It’s almost time to stop hibernating. Almost…but not quite. Still, a new month brings a new grasp on my sanity. I know my days of schlepping my son and his entourage–coat, snowsuit, hat, gloves–to people-watch at the … Continue reading →

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Sick Mommy, Super Mommy

Posted on February 26, 2011 by Mommy Dish

Mommyhood is a full-time job with no time off. Mommyhood while fighting a virus that makes one want to take lots of over-the-counter meds, crawl in to a hole, and curl up in the fetal position is a full-time job–on … Continue reading →

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Staycation

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Mommy Dish

While the teenager’s away, the parents shall play. And it’s not one moment too soon; she walked in the kitchen while my husband was whispering sweet somethings in my ear (it was early this morning; long before her usual 11:00 … Continue reading →

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Boo!

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Mommy Dish

Sometimes G-d works in mysterious ways. I gained one pound at my weekly cattle call. Moo. And I received a flirtatious email from the owner of a porn site complimenting my blog. Boo! I was slightly frightened when I got an email from … Continue reading →

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Clothing Optional?

Posted on February 15, 2011 by Mommy Dish

I may wind up being a Mommy who averts her eyes and puts on her best fake smile while visiting her son at a nudist colony when he gets older. Is my little dude the only one who prefers his birthday suit? … Continue reading →

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