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What’s in a Name?
What are celebs on when they name their children? Jessica Simpson FINALLY gave birth to her baby girl after 9,000 years of pregnancy (I thought she was going to deliver a freaking teen model to debut her fall line after … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Contest, Family, Kids, Life, Mommy, Uncategorized
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Hello, Summer?!
Of all of the indignities I’ve suffered on this Mommyhood journey–which include, but aren’t limited to: being spit up on, pooped on, peed on, woken up, hit, bit, yelled at, and ignored entirely–I endured the one I hate most of … Continue reading
Mommy MC
Are you with me when I say I will do just about anything to keep Alex from falling asleep in the backseat of the car? Today, I rapped both Jay Z and Kanye West’s rhymes in “N*ggas in Paris” like … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Family, Jewish, Kids, Life, Mommy, Parents, Uncategorized, weather
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Random Things That Make Me Happy
Now that I spend most of my time wiping butt and swearing under my breath at a certain toddler/teenager duo molding my precious children into becoming productive members of society, it really doesn’t take much to make me smile. You … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Family, Food, Happy Hour, Kids, Life, Mommy, recipes, Teenagers, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Wacko Celebs’ Guide to Extreme Parenting
So, I got a chance to catch up on People while my highlights were baking under the hair dryer today. Not the issue with William Levy on the cover (I am giving you that piece of eye candy because I … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Dishes, Family, Food, Kids, Mommy, Parents, recipes, Sex and The City, Uncategorized
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Potty Mouth
I’ve got poop on the brain. No, not literally (though with Alex’s arm that’s not a stretch)…I am thinking about potty training my son. And then talking myself out of it. And then talking myself back into it. No one … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Friends, Kids, Mommy, Uncategorized
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Naked Nightmare, Anyone?
Have you ever had that naked girl dream nightmare? The one where you’re standing there in the flesh under fluorescent lights while everyone around you is decked out in haute couture laughing at your post-preggo arse? It can’t be just … Continue reading
Mini McDreamy
I am slowly brainwashing my little boy into becoming my dream man. I just realized it this morning. I always run in to get Alex when he wakes up (nothing better than a handsome sleepy face who wants to deliver … Continue reading
Quick and Dirty Dessert
This is a quick and dirty post to fill you in on a quick and dirty dessert. I stumbled on it on The Stir, and just had to throw calorie caution to the wind and make it…for other people. Better … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Exercise, Family, Food, Kids, Mommy, peanut butter, recipes, Teenagers, Uncategorized
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Jaws Poop (and Other Grooming Scares)!
What’s up with little boys and grooming? It’s a good thing Alex was born with lots of testosterone because he could NEVER handle women saying nasty things about his funky feet in Vietnamese during an overdue pedi. Is it just … Continue reading
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