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Shut It, Gisele. Seriously. Just Shut It.
Gisele Bündchen made an absolute boob of herself again. My anger at this big-mouthed beeyotch who was born 90-feet tall to be a silent clothes hanger has been simmering for awhile, but now it’s hot. Boiling, in fact. And, Yoko … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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Bye-Bye Binky?
I slipped on a pair of pre-pregnancy capris this morning (confession: they’re the only ones that don’t require a lay-down-flat-on-the-bed-to-zip struggle) and found a binky in one pocket and $12 in the other. I am always on a frantic search … Continue reading
NOT GUILTY?!
The Prosecutor had me at 31 days. As a Mommy, if my toddler went missing for 31 seconds I’d be pounding on the police station door in hysterics…not drinking with wild abandon, indulging in some girl-on-girl action, and marking my … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Casey Anothony, Caylee Anthony, celebrity, Dishes, Family, Food, Life, Mommy, Parents, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Peanut Shudder, Peanut Butter
I pulled into the medical center parking lot fully prepared for any DramaMama scene. Children’s Benadryl, a lovey, a fresh slice of whole wheat bread, and a jar of peanut butter posed next to each other, red carpet ready. My … Continue reading
Posted in celebrity, Dishes, Food, Kids, Mommy, Parents, peanut butter, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Just Haven’t Met You Yet
My husband is taking me to see my boyfriend on Friday, and it’s technically his weekend. How lucky am I? I’ve dropped more than a few (ahem, 9 million) hints I want to see Michael Bublé live. Poor guy probably thinks if … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Bat Mitzvah, celebrity, Date Night, Dishes, Food, Life, Michael Buble, Pregnancy, recipes, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Just Do It
Remember how I told you a couple of weeks ago I ran out of excuses to skip work-outs? Well, it turns out I am more clever than I thought. True confession: I ponied up the plastic to join a posh gym … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Diet, Exercise, Family, Food, Kate Middleton, Kids, Life, recipes, Royal wedding, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Let’s Party!
Being Mommy to both an infant and a teenager does have its perks. If my son’s teething woes force me to stay up and party like it’s 1999, I think of my teenager who not only sleeps through the night, … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, Bat Mitzvah, celebrity, Dishes, Family, Food, Jewish, Kids, Life, recipes, Teenagers, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Baby Bieber Fever
I am already grappling with Bieber backlash at the thought of taking my baby boy in for his first haircut. I get that Justin Bieber’s recent buzz-cut made him lose a gazillion Twitter followers as teenage girls simultaneously burst into tears, but … Continue reading
Posted in Baby, celebrity, Family, Friends, Justin Bieber, Kids, Parents, Pregnancy, Teenagers, Thoughts, Uncategorized
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Yum-o!
I’ve got a girl crush on Rachael Ray. There, I said it. A girl crush, of course, is defined as feelings of admiration and adoration a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. And that’s exactly … Continue reading
A Bink and a Smile
Celebuspawn Suri Cruise, who has been relentlessly stalked by the paparazzi since birth, was recently caught by shutterbugs sucking on a binky. And the world seems to be collectively laughing at her. While I don’t condone making fun of a little … Continue reading
