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Shut It, Gisele. Seriously. Just Shut It.
Gisele Bündchen made an absolute boob of herself again. My anger at this big-mouthed beeyotch who was born 90-feet tall to be a silent clothes hanger has been simmering for awhile, but now it’s hot. Boiling, in fact. And, Yoko … Continue reading
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We Have a Winner!
I know the anticipation is killing you. Really, how did you even make it through your week without knowing the winner of Mommy Dish’s Super Bowl Swap, Part Deux? I teased you with the relentlessness of an obnoxious older sibling, … Continue reading
Posted in Contest, Dishes, Food, recipes, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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Crockpot Call Girl
How did I EVER live without my makeshift crockpot? Even topless, the thing delivers top-shelf meals that make me look like one hot ticket (no Spanx required). I have been nothing short of a crockpot call girl since losing my … Continue reading
Posted in Dishes, Food, recipes, Superbowl, Uncategorized
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Mean Old Man Winter!
Constant colds are fraying my very last nerve. How could a mild winter be so freaking mean? I’ve put a contract out on the giggling germs living it up in my house, and the Teflon Don little effers will not … Continue reading
Day Two: Tackling the Mangled Pan of Lasagna
Pet peeve: When a bunch of people man-handle a pan of lasagna to the point of no recognition–someone steals all of the coveted bubbly brown cheese on the top, a sauce hoarder scrapes the dish dry, and the layers succumb … Continue reading
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Super Week, Super Bowl!
Did you know Super Bowl Sunday is second to only Thanksgiving when it comes to competitive eating (sorry if that term gives you the vision of really skinny guys scarfing down hot dogs with water-logged buns–or is that just me)? … Continue reading
Super Bowl Swap, Part Deux
We’re Super Bowl bound, baby! I say this like I actually did something to contribute to the Patriots’ AFC Championship victory. In reality, I fumbled my opportunity to “fan up” for the big game. I didn’t slip on a smelly … Continue reading
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Cookin’ Up Controversy!
So, what do you you think about the Queen of Southern Cuisine keeping a little secret, y’all? I am not surprised Paula Deen–a chef who serves up Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding and Twinkie Pie with a side of sweet tea–has … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Family, Food, recipes, Uncategorized
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Flawless Friends
Sometimes I feel like I’ve been swallowed whole by this Mommy gig. I do my best to keep up with my friends lifelines to keep my head above water, but I am not perfect. If you don’t believe me, just … Continue reading
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Less Is More
It’s been about a week since I made my New Year’s resolution to do more with less. Less money, less fat, less excuses. Really, I should’ve checked myself into resolution rehab instead, but, like a true addict, I simply cannot … Continue reading
Posted in Diet, Dishes, Exercise, Food, Life, Mommy, recipes, Rocky, Uncategorized
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